Seriously just skip this unless you’re Melissa because she’s the only one who will care.

Really though you’ve been warned. Takin’ it back to ‘07. 

1:Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Steph: hmm.
Christina: 

2:Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
S: mac n cheese, mac n cheese, pink
C: carbs, carbonation, mac n cheese

3:If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
S: I would buy 100,000 double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds. dollar menu, bitch
C: Who’s Rich? 

4:Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
S: The Qur’an, Prince of Egypt, yes.
C: Too indie. Does not apply.

5:If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
S: Christina! Surveys!
C: Stephanie! Photo booth pictures! 

6:Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
S: quiche, odwalla drinks, blue.
C: okra, drank, okra

7:What do you spend most of your money on?
S: Dunkin Donuts
C: clothes :| 

8:What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
S: I hate thongs
C: the kind that go under your wear

9:Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
S: The Iliad, SOMETHING BORROWED SUCKS, anything on the history/discovery channel
C: The Bachelor is both my favorite show and my least favorite show.

10:If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
S: My favorite actress is Neve Campbell.
C: Say “OH MY GOD HI WILL SMITH.” 

11:What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
S: Me.
C: Steph.

12:What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
S: My eating habits.
C: Kyle 

13:What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
S: This is a dumb fucking question.
C: I don’t insult myself. 

14:What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
S: A Roomba, indoor pool, a fish tank for a wall, a fryolator, and a time portal. OH WAIT i want a batcave in my basement.
C: At least five stories, a slide from the fifth story to the basement, diet coke on tap, Steph, and a giant keyboard for a floor like Tom Hanks plays on “Big”

15:If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
S: Guinea pig. No. Hawk. No. A shark. Nope. I’ll get one… aaaaaaaaa KANGAROO.
C: Fainting goat.

16:Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
S: Bon Jovi. NO. INFANT SORROW. No yeah Bon Jovi.
C: Bowling for Soup

17:Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
S: Bon Jovi, Slippery When Wet, “Livin’ on a Prayer”
C: Bowling for Soup, ORION, “Break Stuff”

18:Why is your favorite band your favorite?
S: Have you seen Bon Jovi??
C: Bowling for Soup is not my favorite band.

19:How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
S: MC HAMMER IS THE ANSWER FOR ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS
C: Is this a joke, I’m a music industry major. 

20:What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
S: I’m gonna tear your ass up like we just got married and you’re all mine now
C: It’s all about the he says she says bullshit… 

21:Who do you ship?
S: Me myself and I
C: My last name is a ship.

22:What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
S: TGOD
C: JAGK~*~*~*~*~**~ 

23:How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
S: Who doesn’t know about Bon Jovi?
C: I don’t know what to say.

24:What celebrity do you idolize the most?
S: Jennifer Aniston. Wait. George Clooney.
C: Will Smith 

25:Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
S: Jon, of Bon Jovi.
C: That sounds messy.